The Big Bang Theory:Part3
Season 1, Episode 10 (The Loobenfeld Decay) Leonard: How long is [Toby/Leo] going to stay here? Sheldon: He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard. Where's he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying. Sheldon: (Knocking on Penny's door early in the morning). Penny, Penny, Penny! (Penny opens the door). Sheldon: Good morning. Penny: Do you have any idea what time it is? Sheldon: Of course I do, my watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado. It's accurate to one-tenth of a second, but as I'm saying this it occurs to me once again your question may have been rhetorical. Sheldon: Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes. Season 1, Episode 11 (The Pancake Batter Anomaly) Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny’s introduced into our environment. And having never been to Nebraska I’m relatively certain that I have no Corn Husking antibodies. Sheldon: Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps thr...